So here's what happened: Emily in Paris arrived in Saint-Tropez. Season five. A few shots of Place aux Lices, someone sipping something on a café terrace, an abundance of rose filters, and a certain unease among the Tropéziens who watched the production trucks roll in one May morning.
The premise? Emily leaves Rome (season four) for the Côte d'Azur. We see her with a glass in hand, platanes in the background. You catch a glimpse of la Ponche. The port is recognizable. The trouble: the village never volunteered to become a postcard backdrop for a series that mistakes French elegance for a Sephora catalogue.
The shopkeepers mostly remember the traffic jams and the closed-off streets. No mention of local production in the credits. Just wide shots that could have been filmed anywhere between Cannes and Menton.
Season six? It shoots elsewhere. London, they say. Or maybe Milan. Doesn't matter much. We've turned the page. The real Saint-Tropez, the one we care about, it doesn't fit inside a Netflix frame. You have to come off-season, without the filters, to understand it.